$george strategic roadmap

PHASE 1 – MONKEY BUSINESS BEGINS

Token deployed (George accidentally pressed a button)
Whitepaper dropped (written in crayon, approved by monkeys)
Website launched (99% George gifs, 1% actual info)
Socials are live! Telegram, X, Discord... even MySpace?
Team doxxed (George thought “doxxing” meant banana-sharing)

PHASE 2 – COMMUNITY SWINGING

Game development starts (George’s idea: “Flappy George”)
Socials grow fast (George spams banana emojis until it works)
NFT project kicks off (every NFT is George in a different costume)

PHASE 3 – SHOW ME THE BANANAS

Token presale goes live (no monkeys were harmed... maybe)
Official launch on PinkSale (George thought it was a dating app)
Trending campaigns begin (powered by memes and monkey memes)

PHASE 4 – BUTTON MASHING

Listed on DEXTools (George just clicked every button)
Synced with DEXScreener (George calls it “George Vision”)
MetaMask and Uniswap updates (George pressed “yes” to everything)

PHASE 5 – GEORGE GOES PRO

Game officially launches (not just a banana clicker... probably)
NFT collection drops (includes ultra-rare “George in a Suit”)

PHASE 6 – GEORGE ON THE MAP

Listed on CoinGecko (George thought the gecko was a new pet)
Listed on CoinMarketCap (George still calls it CoinBananaCap)
MEXC listing secured (George thinks it’s short for “Mega Extreme Curious”)

PHASE 7 – PLANET OF THE APES MODE

GEORGE Swap development begins (you swap tokens, George swaps snacks)
Global marketing campaign (billboards, jungle drums, and interpretive dance)
GEORGE Swap officially launches (fully powered by chaos and curiosity)

PHASE 8 – EXCHANGE ASCENSION

Tier 1 and Tier 2 CEX listings pursued (George dreams of ringing the NYSE bell in a banana costume)